journey of a culinary lover

facts-i-just-made-up:

largecoin:

What kind of snake is this?

A Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.
The Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is endemic to Central America where is survives its predators by means of its resemblance to a noxious type of slug. Its diet consists mostly of the slugs it itself resembles, leading to its old species name, the “Cannibal Slug Snake.”
An interesting fact about the Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is that while most reptiles are extremely lean, the Chub Snake earns its name by having the highest fat content of any serpent, and arguably any reptile (As the fat content of the Northern Suriname Lard Tortoise has yet to be dissected). Because of its high fat content the animal is hunted and valued by local tribes who call it the Nuguameh Lotoros, which roughly translates as “The Slithering Butter Treat.”
Sadly, the Slithering Butter Treat is over-hunted and going slowly extinct. The tribal hunts are not a factor, but chocolate manufacturers in the region have turned to harvesting the animal en masse to supplement their creamy chocolate wares. Harvesters include CremCo, a supplier for Hershey and Reeses, the top and almost exclusive manufacturers in the U.S.
So next time you bite into a chocolate bar, remember what you’re really eating: The guts of a Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.

facts-i-just-made-up:

largecoin:

What kind of snake is this?

A Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.

The Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is endemic to Central America where is survives its predators by means of its resemblance to a noxious type of slug. Its diet consists mostly of the slugs it itself resembles, leading to its old species name, the “Cannibal Slug Snake.”

An interesting fact about the Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is that while most reptiles are extremely lean, the Chub Snake earns its name by having the highest fat content of any serpent, and arguably any reptile (As the fat content of the Northern Suriname Lard Tortoise has yet to be dissected). Because of its high fat content the animal is hunted and valued by local tribes who call it the Nuguameh Lotoros, which roughly translates as “The Slithering Butter Treat.”

Sadly, the Slithering Butter Treat is over-hunted and going slowly extinct. The tribal hunts are not a factor, but chocolate manufacturers in the region have turned to harvesting the animal en masse to supplement their creamy chocolate wares. Harvesters include CremCo, a supplier for Hershey and Reeses, the top and almost exclusive manufacturers in the U.S.

So next time you bite into a chocolate bar, remember what you’re really eating: The guts of a Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

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gnarly:

peanutia:

Someone tell me what the big fucking hype is about this blog gnarly?

idk i heard his blog sucks and hes a nerd lmao

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jpgay:

BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U 

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angel-with-a-flower-crown:

scarlettmortis:

ohyesteamrocket:

make it double

Everyone needs the classic motto on their dashboard.

this is one of those gifsets you can hear

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empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

image

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mi0da:

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

EXTREME

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vrixie:

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

Not gonna lie, even though I kinda like it, gastronomy.

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